Not a joke but still kind of funny

My grandma has this issue with her toilet where it floods for just looking at it the wrong way. She has yet to believe me but I swear all I did was pee in it and it flooded. Her outrage was laced with yells about how “I always flood the toilet”, “I shove too much toilet paper in the commode” and “I shit like a gorilla”. Her rant would have been cool with me had my girlfriend not been in the living room desperately trying to act like she was deaf. I was forced to “run out to the shed and get the plunger”. Who keeps a plunger outside you ask? (People born in the 1920’s, apparently.)

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